[ oh no oh no oH NO HERE COME THE KILL BILL SIRENS! this isn't the first time she's dealt with something like this, although to her credit, Doreen doesn't instantly go into panic mode. After all, Fabian seems like a genuinely good kid, and isn't likely to go full Nice Guy on her, or try to blackmail her into dating him by sinking Central Park into the ground or holding national monuments hostage like Mole Man did. No matter how this situation goes, it can't possibly be worse than the Mole Man incident. ]

Iiiiiii do not, but! I'm not looking for one either, and if this conversation is heading in the direction I think it's heading, I'm gonna cut you off there, because I'm very flattered and you're super cool and very sweet but I am way too old for you.