It's just-- It's better when it's not called a hug train, okay!

[ Don't try to intimidate him with that 'choo choo'!

... mostly because it'd actually work! There's nothing scarier to Fabian Seacaster than seeming uncool. (Or sexy rats.) ]

That makes it sound like I'm a little kid. Which I am most certainly not! I am a grown adult who just enjoys getting and giving encouragement to friends through hugs! [ Please, Fabian, you're barely 18.

And you act even younger than it. ]