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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Ohhhhh my godddddd.

[ she groans, long and drawn-out! is this what it feels like to have Shipping Enthusiasm fired back at you? Is this what people feel like when she starts excitedly talking about open shirts and saxophone music?! ]

Yes, okay, fine! Her name is Nancy, she's my best friend and roomie back home, she's literally the coolest person I know, she likes knitting and cats and tattoos, and she takes no guff from anybody! She's the best!

[maximumlegend]

[ Yup, the glee is definitely continuing. Look, maybe Fabian is just glad that he's apparently not the only person ever to realize way belatedly that he actually had a crush on a person he's been around for forever now.

Though he's definitely just teasing on purpose as he asks: ]

So, was there saxophone music? Was her shirt open? Any hair flowing in the wind, Doreen? [ Don't dish it if you can't take it, girl!!! ]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ HELP, KARMA HAS COME FOR HER ASS ]

Auuuuuuuuugh. No! No to all of the above! And she keeps her hair super short, so it doesn't flow in the wind, although it'd look pretty cool if it did! We were assigned roomies at college, she had a pet kitten with her even though we weren't supposed to have pets, and she said "following an unjust rule is itself unjust" and it was super badass!

[maximumlegend]

Oh gods.

[ He sounds surprised, but still gleeful at the same time. The surprise of discovering these new facts, and the glee of knowing you can immediately use them against someone else to tease them with.. ]

Are you telling me you started crushing on her because she broke a rule? [ No wonder Doreen likes the Bad Kids, huh. ]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

She broke a rule for a good reason! [ No wonder, indeed! ] Her cat is the best! Later that day she literally squared up against a bank robber and sassed him to his face, even though he had a gun and it was really dangerous!

But that's enough about me, Mr. Turnabout! What made you start crushing on your dude!

[maximumlegend]

[ Wait, why is Doreen turning it back on him? Is she just trying to escape his perfectly valid questions or what? ]

...

[ There's a pause, as if Fabian can't answer right away, and then all of a sudden-- ]

I can't tell you that.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ Yes, yes she is! ]

Aw, what! Why not! I just told you all of my deets!