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Squirrel Girl Definitely Not Doreen Green Hahahaha ([personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts) wrote2035-10-04 10:06 pm
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eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - NICE)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Loki!!

What's up? Tell me this isn't another 'I'ma rob a BANK' phone call, because if it is, I will rescind that brunch offer from earlier.
ikols: he'll be nothing when he's old (all his life he's been told)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I like a boy and he doesn't want to date me.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG -we can all get along)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, I'm sorry. That's always tough. You handling it okay?
ikols: on his chest (got a skull & crossbones)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No! He's stupid! He should want me and then I could be the one to say Ooo, no, I'm too bad for you, and teach him a lesson or something, but instead he's just pleasant all the time and it's infuriatingly cute.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - I KNOW right)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh it's the worst when they're cute and polite about it on top of everything else! That's just rude!
ikols: & the rift (you are the driftwood)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so oblivious.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - hmmmm)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How straightforward was your approach? Did you straight up tell him "hello cute boy, I would like to date you"?
ikols: so maybe (you wanna cover my face with love)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
SG, please, I haven't told him anything.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - actually...)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, but telling him would actually be a really good start? Speaking from past experience, the whole 'waiting for the cute guy to make the first move' strategy is pretty risky.
ikols: never wanna put my heart on the line (never had much faith in love or miracles)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What's risky is potentially making a fool of myself when I know for a fact I am way too R-rated for him.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - hmmmm)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
R-rated, huh? Is this an age difference thing, or an 'I am such a badass' thing?
ikols: i promised you i'd bring (think of all the horrors that)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an "I'm definitely not a virgin but he is with every kind of gender in existence" sort of thing.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - ha ha whaaaaaat)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-13 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, you haven't even started dating him yet, I think you're puttin' the cart before the horse here! Setting aside the whole outdated concept of virginity, the fact that you have more experience doesn't mean that you're in different... I dunno, Dating Leagues. You can still talk things out, you know?

[ HOW IS SHE THE ONE GIVING ADVICE ON THIS, SHE IS SO BAD AT DATING... ]
ikols: sunk but sinking (we're drunk but drinking)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-13 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But, SG, I get the impression that sex is a big deal to him because he only just started dating guys back home, and I'm over here like the most feral sex god in existence feeling like a creep.
Edited 2022-10-13 23:53 (UTC)
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (squirrelgirl172)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-14 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's why you talk to him! Open communication is very important for these sorts of things! You might have to slow your roll a bit, but look at it this way: you're like a zillion years old, you probably have more experience than most of the people here, are you gonna let that affect your dating prospects?
ikols: beg for it (imma make you)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-10-14 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
... You're right. I do have a zillion years experience. [ Not all of it is good, but. ] I'm going to march straight up to that boy, via text probably, and tell him I think he's cute.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (pic#13747932)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-10-14 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Go for it! Talk to that boy! I believe in you!
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